(Source: jenniferlawrencedaily, via casparcuddles)
I have a vagina and a good sense of humor and my iPod is full of good music like what else DO YOU WANT
(Source: everitas-nudes, via i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed)
*Mom hands me phone to answer*
- Me: Hello?
- Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
- Me: I have no mother.
- Her: Well can I speak to your father?
- Me: Yeah, which one?
- Her: Which one is home?
- Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
- Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
- Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
- Her: So who's Antonio?
- Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
- Her: So Carlos was cheating?
- Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
- Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
- Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
- Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
- Me: I never said that.
- Her: Yes, yes you did!
- Me: No I didn't.
- Her: Y-yes! You did!
- Me: Did what?
- Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point
(via spoken-not-written)
Holy shit. It’s just the gif. With the line. And not a joke or a meme or anything.
WHAT IS THIS
One does not simply find the original gif
dot
dot
dot
question mark
(via spoken-not-written)
actual picture of actual one direction fans
it’s like a scene from a zombie movie
One Infection
(via we-are-phanmily)
people from other countries think that the UK is filled with beautiful, posh, benedict cumberbatch type humans, when in reality
(via we-are-phanmily)
such a beautiful beautiful lady. in awe
incredz at the o2
will be incredz at v fest
girlspiration right thurrrrr
(Source: beyonce)
what the fuck did i just watch
I don’t know but it really speaks to me
(Source: trixiofthesea, via we-are-phanmily)
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
(Source: ameliaxpond, via we-are-phanmily)
nicki minaj is 30
how
she was born 30 years ago
(via we-are-phanmily)
i can nt breath this old man who has like the biggest onion ever is so pr ou d of it
LOOK HOW HAPPY HIS ONION MAKES HIM
(Source: teambeentohell, via wildniam)
Youtuber Imagines ONLY!: Finn Imagine for anon:') hope you enjoy it love x
“It’s not twins Finn!” You yelled at your husband in a joking matter, he rolled his eyes at you and pushed his hand through his quiff.
“It’s in the blood!” He insisted wrapping his arms around your waist and placing his hands on your baby bump. “Your a twin” He muttered into your shoulder, you…
(Source: nightmarishsound, via wildniam)
